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The Cubs' new mascot is a nightmarish, perverted furry, and it deserves to have horrible things done to it. Gawker art director Jim Cooke has already gotten this party started. Do your worst.
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Contest: Do Something Horrible To The Cubs' New, Perverted Mascot [NSFW?]