Yesterday we passed along the news that Fred Smoot, the former cornerback best known for inserting a double-ended dildo into two prostitutes on a Vikings sex cruise, was arrested last month in Washington for a DUI. Among the information in the police affidavit: Smoot urinated down his pants leg while being processed at the police station.


Today we received an email from Brian K. McDaniel, Smoot's attorney. He apparently had no problem with us referring to Smoot "double-donging two hookers" or calling him a "double-dragon-dicker." He does want to dispute that Smoot ever peed himself.

This is the letter we received from McDaniel, who has an email address. Also, his first email forgot to contain the attachment. Also, it's written in Papyrus.