San Francisco 49ers head coach Jim Tomsula, who runs his team with all the leadership stylings of a substitute teacher, has some thoughts on social media. You will absolutely guess what he thinks of it.
“I don’t like it at all. I don’t know anything about it. I don’t do it, I don’t use it, I really don’t want anybody to know where I’m at all the time or what I’m eating.”
That’s a predictable answer, but pretend Jim Tomsula was forced to use Twitter and Facebook in his contract. What would he post? Some possibilities:
Just choked on a cashew for about a minute. No one else was in the house. Really close call.
If you need a quick workout, just go up and down the stairs as much as I do every day. I’m sweating so much, I had to change shirts.
Took the hot rod out for a scenic drive, and it started to smell after a few miles. Checked under the hood and there was a dead squirrel.
I’m a little heated right now. Asked for no pickles on my burger at Wendy’s, but I got them anyway. Thought about going back but I was already in the car.
Does anyone have any recommendations for a plumber?
Got some good plywood sheets out behind the garage for anyone who wants to come pick them up.
It’s fun to dream.
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