When I sit down to play poker—or do anything really—a lot of things cross my mind, but none of those things is whether or not my finger is about to fall off. I implicitly trust that all ten of my fingers will stay where they have been for my 26 years on this planet. Alas, this is something that Jose Canseco needs to worry about, who has to be careful that when he excitedly yells "all in!" and throws his chips in the middle of the table that he doesn't add a finger to the post.
If you want to make a little bit of money, Jose, we've been known to put a bounty on things before. I'd think video of this is worth at least $20, maybe $30.
Update (12:42 p.m.): ACKKKKKKKKK!
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