It was revealed earlier in the week that the Diamondbacks politely requested, should Los Angeles clinch in Arizona, that the Dodgers not bring the celebration back onto the field after popping the light beers in the locker room. So, when L.A. clinched tonight, they came back out and went swimming in the pool out in right field instead.
Of course, now Arizona is all upset that the Dodgers didn't comply with their weird-ass, sad-sack request and are getting all passive aggressive about it. Veteran utility man Willie Bloomquist was particularly miffed and said "classless" approximately 2,458 times.
That is a professional athlete getting pissed about other professional athletes fucking around in a tourist trap inside the stadium. I cannot believe they desecrated our Shake Shack. Classless monsters. On the other hand, that was a pretty huge Fuck You to the Diamondbacks. Upon review, the Giant Baby and Enormous Asshole got to the base at the same time, too close to call.