Sean Salisbury Gets His Alan Greenspan On

We don't mean to be snobs here, but, if this video is to be believed, there are human beings on the planet who are listening to Sean Salisbury talk about his investment strategies.

It's Salibury against the Jets' Jonathan Vilma and — of course — the Giants' Michael Strahan. Watching the video, and Salisbury try to talk about "measured investing," inspires a reaction similar to what one must feel watching a chicken attempt to type.

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