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OK, we know we're not the biggest soccer experts on the planet, so we might not get some of the arcane references, but we just came across this soccer page and this headline on a story from 2003.

Honestly, we don't know what this story is about ... and we're kind of scared to keep reading.


Young Boys' Wankdorf Erection Woe [ESPN Soccernet]