Most networks don’t even bother attempting to program against the Super Bowl. But every channel has to air something, including your local cable provider’s porn channels. Here are the titles of porn movies airing on Time Warner Cable opposite the Super Bowl, according to today’s TV Guide:

  • Growing Out Her Thick Hairy Bush For You To Bang
  • My Teacher Has No Panties and I Can See Up Her Dress
  • Drill My Gay Stepson!
  • Stop! That’s My Wife!
  • 10 Taboo: Moms Bang Their Stepsons Without A Condom
  • The Extreme Orgy: Swapping Holes & Deepthroating Poles
  • Mommy Bangs Girls Until They Squeal & Beg For More
  • DoggieStyle 3way Skanks: She Takes Two From Behind
  • Mother-Daughter Exchange Club 32
  • My Daughter’s Hot Best Friend Spread for My Meaty Shaft!
  • Teens Like Their Meat Big, Hard, & Throbbing 3
  • 12 Inch Black Destruction! 3
  • Double D Lesbos: Sexy Rug Munchers
  • Chocolate Honeys Go Down On Wet Latinas
  • 18YO Nannys F... Hard Black Meat Until They Scream
  • Breasts 2 Die For 2
  • Girls Having Orgasms
  • Hairy Lesbian Bush Licked & Fingered for Squealing Orgasms
  • Hard Throbbing
  • Do Me Until I drip
  • View My Virgin Video
  • All Guy Bathtime

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