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Just to be sniveling, sarcastic fifth-graders today, we happily introduce you to Smoot Construction, a Columbus, Ohio-based building construction business.

As far as we can tell, it has no real connection to the famous Fred Smoot, leader of the Minnesota boat cruise and famed double-dong representative and aficionado.

Though, if you're keeping that dirty mind, you can read whatever you want into that logo. Maybe he's more connected than we thought.

Smoot Construction [Official Site]