This happened during this week’s series between the Yankees and Orioles, and it provides a good lesson on how to become the “crazy one” in your group of friends.
First, get really drunk (obviously) at a baseball game. Second, start a fight with some guy at said baseball game. Third, allow the dude you’ve started a fight with to go full hockey enforcer on you. Finally, laugh about it.
Congratulations, you are now Crazy Mike (Jim?) (Bob?), or whatever the hell your name is. Go forth and tell your story, Crazy Mike.