The only bigger waste of time than watching insipid and moronic NFL pre-game shows is watching their post-game counterparts, in which washed-up former stars mumble vacuous platitudes and chickenscratch X's and O's. We noticed something curious last night, though, when Shannon Sharpe suffered a brief moment of lucidity and called out Bill Belichick for skipping out on his post-loss interview.

Now imagine it's a pack of cigarettes.

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