When the Eugene Emeralds hosted the Boise Hawks in a classic short-season Class-A baseball affair on June 18, somebody in the Emeralds organization had the bright idea to call it "Blue Balls" night. Part of the event included mascot "Doug Fir" playing a game of musical chairs with the ball boys, a game which ended when one of the ball boys kicked Doug square in the balls.

Making matters all the more confusing is that the Emeralds mascot is some creature called Sluggo and Boise's dedicated furry is called Humphrey the Hawk. Which is to say the pedo in the tree suit probably deserved it.


Ball Boy Celebrates "Blue Balls" Night by Kicking a Mascot in the Groin [Last Angry Fan]