Remember this jackass? He made his way onto TV in a late-night, nothing game in Chicago and made blowjob gestures for a whole inning. He had at least two competitors during today's Diamondbacks-Cubs action today at Wrigley Field.


For sure, fake blowjobs have a long history in sports; it's the go-to move for a beered-up fan who sees the camera's red tally light shining in his direction. We're curious why it's Wrigley that draws such fellatious behavior, though.

We only knew originally about the first one by D'Backs fans, seen above, but then our friend iheartsnuggles let us know about a second act by a Cubs supporter:

Keep fakin' that oral, Chicago. [WGN]