How Old Are These Sports People, According To This Rude App?

The internet distraction of the day is How-Old, an app that determines a person’s age through some secret calculations that aren’t quite clear. It’s fun for a laugh. The site can be surprisingly accurate or very wrong, and frankly, rude as hell. We plugged in a few faces from the sports world and see what How-Old spit out.

Bill Belichick and Bobby Petrino:

Steve Francis:

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Tobin Heath, Alex Morgan, And Sydney Leroux:

Montavious Atkinson:

A’Shawn Robinson:

Al Davis:

Tom Coughlin:

Maria Sharapova:

Phil Kessel:

Mess around with the site here.