One of my friends thought it would be funny to subscribe me to a magazine called "Dairy Goat Monthly" and just let me tell you, it's the craziest fucking thing I have ever seen in my life. Just look at these pictures. [See first photo]
When this came in the mail the other day, I could hardly contain my excitement. I was desperately in search of a way to build a hay manger, and I definitely needed help in worming my goats.
I'm not sure that family should stay together. [See second photo]
This just might be the craziest thing printed in any magazine, ever. If this person loves their goat so much, why not put your name on it? [See third photo]
Scratch that, THIS is the craziest thing printed in any magazine, ever. These are supposed to be words SPOKEN BY A GOAT to a lunatic who thought it would be a good idea to tell people she can communicate with goats. [See fourth photo]
The magazine is about 40 pages and every single one of them is filled with insane ramblings about goats. There's even recipes for what to cook for your goat, though I didn't check to see if any of them involved blanching grass.
They also have a website. "New to goats? Then click here to read about goats!" Oh, I will, DGJ. I very much will. Anyway, now you know that the hierarchy of crazy animal people now goes...
- 3. Dog People
- 2. Cat People
- 1. Goat People
Okay, time to dive into the Live Funbag below.