Ramildo Fonseca, a masseur for the Brazilian Serie D team Aparecidence, recently pulled the insane stunt of getting in his team's goal and actually blocking should-be goals, has gotten his team kicked out of Serie D.

Thanks to Fonseca, Aparacidence advanced in the playoffs, but only momentarily. Tupi has taken over the spot left vacant by the jettisoned team. As for Fonseca himself, he's been suspended 24 games and fined. And, since it's Brazil, he's had his life threatened.