I want to know everything about this guy. Does he ever bring his glove to the game? How’d he get such expensive tickets? What is his relationship with the woman next to him? After bungling his first chance, did he say to himself “I’m definitely going to catch the next one that comes my way?” How nervous was he when the ball boy tossed the third ball to him? Did he keep the ball he finally picked up, or give it away as it’s simply a reminder of his shame? Were any of his coworkers watching this game, and if so, how much shit are they going to give him tomorrow? Does he even care?


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