If you cringe easily, look away. New San Francisco 49ers head coach Jim Tomsula had a chat with CSN Bay Area today, and it resulted in four minutes of muttering, huffing, and awkward silences.
We're willing to chalk it up to a bad day for Tomsula. He's probably exhausted from the media tour, and he can't churn out a soup metaphor every time.
Here are some of Tomsula's actual answers during the interview:
"I would not say that. I wouldn't say it either."
"I just don't want to go down that road."
"That's absolutely ludicroust." (This is not a typo. He clearly said "ludicroust.")
"Hmmmm, mmmm, yeah."
"Buh, uh, rusdhfkdklsddklaasdfas."
Need more Tomsula? Here's his hourlong introductory press conference from yesterday. You're welcome.