OK guys, we are officially out of ideas for sports. Nobody is allowed to come up with any more sports. There are too many sports.
The video above, featuring Urijah Faber, the leader of MMA's Team Alpha Male (yes, really) appears to be a viral advertisement for... something or other. We're sure we'll find out what the product is sooner or later—probably cameras that you can strap to your head, or an energy drink, or something else that's very alpha. At any rate, it introduces the concept of Full Contact Skydiving, which mixes skydiving and mixed martial arts and is thus the sum of at least five or six terrible ideas. We're all for people putting wacky spins on MMA, but this shit right here—which, viral advertisement or no, at least seems to feature actual guys actually grappling while actually falling out of a damn plane—is just too much.