If you thought Christmas was about peace on earth and goodwill towards men, you thought wrong. Today, we learned that Christmas is actually about making a 35-minute drive to Temecula, Calif., because some chump who was hating on Kobe Bryant on Twitter needs to catch the hands.

This is the story of @SnottieDrippen and @MyTweetsRealAF, two Twitter users who somehow found themselves spending Christmas arguing with each other about Kobe Bryant. Things started like this:

The conversation continued in that vein for a little while, until @MyTweetsRealAF decided that it was time for the two to settle their beef in person:

@SnottieDrippen, however, is spending Christmas in Arizona:

But @MyTweetsRealAF would not be deterred!

Merry Christmas, everyone.