Or: a modern portrait of free agency. Let's count Bradley's stops, working backwards:

Ex-Mariner Milton Bradley convicted of spousal battery, could face 7 years

Ex-Cub Milton Bradley convicted on wife abuse, faces prison time

Former Texas Ranger All-Star Bradley faces jail term

Former Padre Milton Bradley arrested

Ex-A's player Milton Bradley charged in Los Angeles with domestic abuse

Former Dodger Outfielder Milton Bradley Convicted Of Spousal Battery

Former Indians Player Milton Bradley Charged with 13 Counts

Milton Bradley reconnu coupable de violence conjugale

Ex-Cape Fear Crocs’ Milton Bradley charged with domestic abuse