According to a variety of dubious reports in unreliable foreign outlets, Tottenham Hotspur star Gareth Bale is actually, really, finally, supposedly about to be sold off to Real Madrid for (at present exchange rates) $145.81 million, with Spurs supposedly then buying up everyone this side of George Best to make up for his loss. We'll have something more comprehensive if/when anything actually happens, but in the meantime we can all ponder the question of whether Bale is actually worth $145.81 million or anything close.