I have no idea what to say about Mr. Baseball’s Twitter feed; it’s perfect and you should read it. (Mr. Baseball, who may be America’s greatest baseball writer, is one of the few people to have mastered Twitter as a medium for literary expression.) It’s really better experienced than described, but to pique your interest, here are a few representative tweets on topics Mr. Baseball really cares about.
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Baseball
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Dingers
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Pitchers
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Fans
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The baseball itself
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Steroids
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The Syrian Civil War
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Finally, baseball
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Who can disagree?
Photo of Mark McGwire socking a dinger via AP