I have no idea what to say about Mr. Baseball’s Twitter feed; it’s perfect and you should read it. (Mr. Baseball, who may be America’s greatest baseball writer, is one of the few people to have mastered Twitter as a medium for literary expression.) It’s really better experienced than described, but to pique your interest, here are a few representative tweets on topics Mr. Baseball really cares about.

Baseball

Dingers

Pitchers

Fans

The baseball itself

Steroids

The Syrian Civil War

Finally, baseball

Who can disagree?


Photo of Mark McGwire socking a dinger via AP

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