As ready-made Survivor villains go, John Rocker was always a bit too good to be true. A beefy dude with a hot temper, a notorious past, an empty head, and a (presumably) well-stocked bank account? Fans might have been rooting for him to stick around for hate-watching purposes, but there was no way he was going to last, and in fact he didn't; just three episodes into the current season, Rocker was voted off, leaving his girlfriend—who took a break from running her spray-on tan business to come on the show with him—in the lurch. What you can say for him is that he went out in style, having been accused of being a bigot, come pretty close to getting into a fistfight with a woman, and managed to get voted off the island while in possession of a hidden immunity idol, which guarantees that you can't be voted off the island. Above, some of the highlights of his last days.

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