Everyone shut up, we have some very important Derek Jeter news to share with you.

The following email just popped into our inbox:

A coworker was at an event for our firm today where Derek Jeter was a guest of honor. My coworker was at a table with a guy who started having a heart attack, called 911, and stuffed some advil down this guys throat. Jeter came down to assess the situation, shot a "how you doin'?" at my coworker, who happens to be an attractive 40 something blonde, and cheers the potentially dead guy back to life with his charms. Heres a pic. Enjoy guys!

We've only got one thing to say about this: "YEAH, JEETS! YEAH, JEETS!"