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Johnny Manziel, The Puppet: Texas A&M-Alabama GameDay Sign Roundup

We find ourselves on yet another Saturday morning cultivating the best efforts of the (mostly) drunken, (mostly) teen-aged minds of those shirking the responsibility and honor associated with higher education for some good fuckin' times. God bless you, you animals.

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Well Played

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OSU Recruit me? Why would you want...ohhhhhhh, right. Right.

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The implication appears to be that Johnny Manziel would or could have sex with A.J. McCarron's girlfriend, thus making him a better man.

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Hey, who'd you take for "Intro to stuff that rhymes" freshman year?

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and, a retort:

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Alright, sir.

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College Station's like a box of chocolates: you never know where the shitty, scared-of-teh-gays ones are hiding

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ESPN sources: As real as Te'o's girlfriend

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Lunar wordplay

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Woulda guessed "WD-40 and powerful antipsychotics," but if you're saying "mothballs," then I'll go with that.

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Accurate

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Uhhh

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