Good morning, sailors. You guys must feel like abused foster children, being passed from family to family. But everything's going to be alright. MJD's going to be with you for the next three days to provide a little stability. What I'm saying, Arnold and Willis, is that I'm here to be your Mr. Drummond. And I promise, I'm going to keep the Arena Football posts at a minimum today. No more than two or three per hour.
If you have anything to share, questions, concerns, or if you just want to call me names, feel free to drop a line to mjd@deadspin.com, or the always popular tips@deadspin.com. And no, I can't introduce you to Mrs. Garrett.