Join us as we sail the sea of stupidity that was August 2023
Two senators, a college mascot, and Britney Spears walk into a bar…
Lance Armstrong, Zion Williamson, Moriah Mills, and more schmucks
Brett Favre, Trevor Bauer anchor a packed list of absolute morons
Phil Jackson, Keith Olbermann, and even Tucker Carlson make an appearance
Boston sports radio takes its long-overdue seat atop our rankings
Trump, Boebert, Rodgers, and more dummies who will make you yearn for the darkness
The usual suspects are back for 2023 — hi Antonio Brown — and still inconceivably dumb
All the very worst from a year wrought with stupidity
Was there ever any doubt? Failed senate candidate runs away with 2022’s top spot
Does this creep turned huckster have any shame at all?
Nobody in 2022 was better at digging themselves into a deeper hole
Wrestling’s most prominent figure turns out to be a sex pest, but the product is better without him anyway
Just about everything he did in 2022 qualifies him for a top 10 spot
The franchise and its supporters could not have emerged from Deshaun Watson crisis looking any worse
Mental illness? Malignant narcissism? Both? Who knows, but this guy is an idiot
Who could have guessed — the owner of football’s shadiest franchise is crooked himself
Ayahuasca-brained goof combats COVID with naturopathy, lying
Jazz great tarnishes legacy with anti-vaccine hysterics
Deadspin ruminates over 2022's stupidest sports figures