Diego Suarez is a guy in Buenos Aires who uses @Suarez on Twitter. He has nothing to do with Uruguay's Luis Suárez. But when Luis bit another person in today's match against Italy, poor Diego got a bunch of unwanted attention from angry, misguided Twitter users.
Like the European model named Marcello—also mistaken for a soccer player by angry, misguided Twitter users—Diego vented.
Loose translation: Diego realizes that Luis bit someone, and his Twitter's blowin' up. He's not happy.
Translation: I AM NOT LUIS SUÁREZ, THERE ARE MANY SUÁREZES, I'M NOT LUIS SUÁREZ, PLEASE.
This is some of what Diego's dealing with:
And here's one more comment from Diego:
Loose translation: Diego realizes that Twitter can suck sometimes. It'll be over soon, Diego. Maybe.