How do you feel about the ceramic Jesus figurine pictured above? It's pretty nice, right? If you saw that figurine at a flea market, you would probably consider buying it for your religious grandmother. It would look great on her nightstand! You would just need to make sure that she never, ever turned it around.

Because this ceramic Jesus figurine is also a ceramic dildo. Feast your eyes on Dildo Jesus!

This wonderful collector's item is owned by reader Scott, who was reminded of its existence after showing his wife Butthole Jesus (good job, Butthole Jesus). Scott says he found Dildo Jesus while helping to clean out a house that his father-in-law recently purchased from an elderly woman (good job, freaky old lady). Scott decided that Dildo Jesus was too hilarious to be discarded, and we agree with him.