Police say they found 22-year-old Callum Burks naked and holding an American flag next to a road Saturday in Murfreesboro, Tenn. The national anthem (allegedly) might just do that to a man.

According to WSMV, Burks told police that he was watching the ceremonies before the Floyd Mayweather-Manny Pacquiao fight when he found himself ‚Äúvery moved‚ÄĚ by the national anthem, and ‚Äúdecided he needed to do something.‚ÄĚ That ‚Äúsomething‚ÄĚ turned out to be getting butt-ass naked and taking a flag pole with an American flag and Marine Corp flag from a house and roaming the roads.

Police charged Burks with indecent exposure, theft, and vandalism. He‚Äôs most likely the only person who enjoyed Jamie Foxx‚Äôs rendition of ‚ÄúThe Star-Spangled Banner.‚ÄĚ


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