Ahead of today's game against the Twins, Royals pitchers Bruce Chen and Yordano Ventura decided spend last night at a Minnesota strip club, where they apparently acted cheap and dickish. We know this because they just so happened to have been at the same club where @FeministStripper, a stripper and writer who does not suffer poor strip-club etiquette, was working.

I vote for "trashdick" as Bruce Chen's new official nickname. Bruce "Trashdick" Chen just has a nice ring to it.