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Another "Farewell To Conan" Rundown

Open Thread: Texas-UConn, Arkansas-Kentucky, Oklahoma State-KSU, Duke-Clemson, Etc.

Mariano Rivera Has "Smooth And Luscious Man-Nips"

Behind The Scenes Of The Classic "Nothin' But Net" Commercial

Open Thread: Ohio State-WVU, Kansas-Iowa State, Marquette-'Cuse, Longwood-Savannah State, Etc.

BREAKING: NEW BURGER KING IN MIAMI WILL SERVE BEER

Whites-Only Basketball League Promoter Is Determined To Make His Point. Badly.

Tim Tebow Messiah Watch: Ascension Edition

Open Thread: Michigan State-Minnesota, 'Nova-St. John's, Rutgers-G'Town, Etc.

Mark Sanchez Graduates From Poise To Chutzpah