Deadspin Kicks Off The College Football Season

This Evening: Steve Young Getting A Haircut Counts As A Party At BYU

Your College Football Kickoff Open Thread

Holy Balls Christina McHale Is Ripped Too

The Wall Street Journal Counted How Many Times Mike Pelfrey Licked His Pitching Hand Tuesday Night

Independent Investigation Reveals Two Key Causes Of Vancouver Riot

Turns Out Ohio State Is Not Done Suspending Its Players For Minor Infractions

There's A Campaign To Keep Nickelback From Performing At The Winnipeg Jets' First Game, Because Nickelback Sucks

Al Golden Bites His Tongue, Says Miami Suspensions Are Fair

Gael Monfils Took The Tennis Trick Shot To A New Level Today

Introducing Deadspin's College Football Top 25 Or So

Welcome Back To College Football, Where God's Away On Business

Now Comes The District Of Columbia To Protest The Dumbassness Of Dan Snyder's Dumbass Libel Suit

Bruce Feldman On Leaving ESPN: "In The Last Six Weeks, I've Seen What They're Capable Of" (UPDATED)

On The First Play In School History, Tennessee High School Goes All The Way

The Guy Who Wanted To Own The Mets, Like Everyone Else Ever Involved With The Team, Has Quit On The Mets

Holy Balls Marion Bartoli Is Ripped

For A Grieving NHL, Dustin Byfuglien's Drunken Boating Arrest Should Be No Laughing Matter

SprtsCntr: Did You Know ESPN Airs College Football?

Ronaldinho Ignores Teammates And Physics, Scores On A Corner Kick

ESPN Will Put Unranked Texas In The Top 25, Now That They Own The Longhorn Network

Dwight Howard Went To The Mall In Japan And Dunked On A 12-Foot Giraffe

Today In Really Awful Bicycle Injuries

This Is What Team Deadspin Looked Like At Last Night's Company Outing To The Mets Game

Watch Reggie Miller Watch Ryan Braun Trip And Fail To Complete An Inside-The-Park Home Run

At Least The Guy Caught Fornicating With A Pink Inflatable Raft Knows He Has A Problem

The Remarkable Things This Guy Does With A Soccer Ball Include Spinning It On A Pen While Climbing A Lamp Post

The Pregnant Man Is Very Upset With Chaz Bono

Pitcher Who Set An Olympic Strikeout Record Arrested For Cooking Meth Near An Alabama Grammar School

Here's Chad McGhee With Your Weekly Knox City Greyhounds Update

Today In Awful Stories Involving Fiery Decapitation