The NBA Fines Michael Jordan $100,000 For Saying The Most Inoffensive Things Ever

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Jay Cutler Doesn’t Need To Be Loved By You

When The Flag Is Up, You May As Well Shoot For YouTube

This Evening: The Nationals' Rookies, Hazed To Dress As Smurfs, With Stephen Strasburg As Papa Smurf

A Brief Dispatch From Las Vegas On The Occasion Of The Jets Beating The Cowboys On 9/11

UCF Student Fights With Police Officers And Loses, UCF Fans Respond With Thundersticks

Bartolo Colon-O-Meter: Roy Hobbs Meets Sisyphus

Watching A Boxing Beauty Contest On A Night Of Crappy Americana

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Help Us Finish "The Snydering" (Our Satirical, Non-Libelous Dan Snyder Group Fiction)

If There Is One Man Who Can Pull Off Socks, Sandals, And A Blazer, It's Probably Michael Vick

Charles P. Pierce Takes His Red-Hot Career To Grantland

NC State's Basketball Coach Will Jump Out Of A Plane And Land At The 50-Yard Line For, Um, "Military Appreciation Week"

The NFL Goes Out of Its Way to Make People Look Stupid

We Could Watch Tony Romo Take A Snap To The Gut Over And Over Again

How Sportswriters Became Obsessed With NCAA Scandals

MLB Physically Took FDNY And NYPD Caps From The Mets To Keep Them From Wearing Them Last Night

Freak Out Even Mo-ah, Red Sox Fans: Tampa Bay Just Added The Minor Leagues' Best Pitcher To Its Bullpen

Clydesdales Genuflecting Toward Lower Manhattan, And Other 9/11 Inanities

SprtsCntr: Merril Hodge Has A New Toy

Ines Sainz Wanted Everyone To Know She Was At The Jets Game Last Night

We've Found The Unluckiest Soccer Team In The World: Off The Woodwork 3 Times In 3 Seconds

Once Upon A Time, Serena And That Same Chair Umpire Laughed Off Her Hindrance And They Replayed The Point

Brian Billick Said The Rams "Had Some Sex With The No-Huddle Offense"

Chris Myers Needed A Bourbon On The Rocks To Get Through Lions/Buccaneers

Behold This Bumbling Romo-Sanchez Lowlight Reel

Tony Soprano Probably Saved The Jets By Having The Cowboys Whacked

Lone Lokomotiv Yarolslavl Player To Survive Crash Dies

9/11 Stadium Brawl At Jets-Cowboys Game Includes One Fan Zapping People With A Taser

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