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Andray Blatche Made Pitiful "Team Building Workout" T-Shirts For His Wizards Teammates

The Cincinnati Bearcats Think The Cincinnati Bearcats Logo Is Worthy Of Being Protected By Velvet Rope

Put A Björk In It: How A 14-Year-Old Album Is Still Influencing Music

Terry Francona Says Sphincters Remain Unclenched In The Red Sox Clubhouse

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Jamaal Charles Takes A Ride On The Fantasy Meat Wagon

Dear Fox, Your Graphics Blow

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Lady Gaga Won’t Empower You For Shit

Rashard Lewis Is "Willing To Sacrifice" Himself For The NBA Owners' Sins

If The '90s Braves Were Doctoring The Ball, More Power To Them

Some Asshole Tossed Either A Streamer Or A Cash Register Roll That Hit A Soccer Referee In The Head (Video)

Djokovic-Federer Had Nothing On Christ-Satan, Says Writer Who Is Not Joking

SprtsCntr: Coming To You Live From Michael Vick's Hippocampus

Logan Morrison Would Like To Borrow Your Black Flag T-Shirt

Presenting What Could Be The First Nasty Face-To-Boards Hit Of The NHL Preseason

Today In Desperate Craigslist Casual-Encounters Posts

Six-Foot 200-Pound Red Kangaroo Hurts 80-Year-Old Ohio Man "All Over"

Kobe Bryant Makes A Cameo In UC Irvine Athletics's Horrendous "Love Shack" Video

If You're Comfortable Watching Girls Run Facefirst Into Soccer Goalposts, Watch This

Somebody Stole A Minor-League Baseball Mascot's Head And That Makes People Sad

Kim Kardashian's Sex Tape Partner Isn't Proud Of Brawling With A Rapper During Vegas Fight Weekend

Here's Chad McGhee With Your Weekly Knox City Greyhounds Update

Cops: A Couple Of Pounds Of Marijuana Got Shipped To The Home Where Two Cincinnati Bengals Live

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