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Texas High School Nixes Football Team T-Shirt Featuring Rape Joke

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AHL Changes Rules To Stop Goalies From Flipping Their Own Nets

Columbia Basketball Player Drops Out Of College To Keep His Eligibility

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Dolphins, Chiefs Agree To London Games In Hopes Of Hosting Super Bowl

Michael Beasley Reduced To Status As Kevin Durant Flunky

Adrian Peterson And Ray Rice Should Be Reinstated Now

Report: LeBron And Kyrie Irving Exchanged Words After Loss

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Molly Shattuck Allowed Teen To "Touch Her Vagina With Penis": Indictment

Bill Simmons Goes On Twitter Rant, Calls Out ESPN And Mike Golic

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Michael Kay Screams And Rants About Mike Francesa And Integrity

Derrick Rose Hurt Both Of His Ankles Again

Here's Some Racist Shit A French Manager Said About African Players

Brett Favre Was The Third Choice For There's Something About Mary

Ole Miss's Athletics Director Is A Smarmy Fuck

Allen Iverson Is Still Talking About Practice

Don't Worry, DeMarcus Cousins, Omri Casspi Has Your Back

Report: NFL Rejected Immediate Reinstatement For Adrian Peterson

Mike Ditka Apparently Doesn't Give A Fuck Where He Leaves His Cigars

Gordon Hayward Locks Up LeBron, Nails Game Winner

Patrick Reed, On His Own Putting: "You Fuckin' Faggot"

Le'Ron McClain Arrested On Felony Drug Trafficking Charges

Junior Hockey Players Suspended For Saying Awful Things On Tinder

Former Major Leaguer Brad Halsey Dies In Reported Climbing Accident