Steve Ballmer, who just bought the Los Angeles Clippers for $2 billion and is also that guy who screamed "DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS!" at a conference one time, greeted Clippers fans at a fan festival today. He spent a good portion of his speech screaming like a crazy person, obviously.


The best thing about all of this is watching Doc Rivers and the players try to stifle their laughter while Ballmer has a very earnest nuclear meltdown just a few feet away from them. At one point he just starts screaming about how HARDCORE the Clippers are going to be, and the players react like they are watching the world's lamest dad attempting to sing "Rapper's Delight" at karaoke.

Look at poor DeAndre Jordan:

But anyway, at least he's not a known racist.