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Swedish Soccer Player Sent Off For Ripping A Big Ol' Fart

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Everyone knows you run the risk of being punished when you mouth off to a referee, but what happens when it’s your butt cheeks that do the talking? A Swedish player recently discovered that to at least one ref, hot air emitting from your backside can earn you a red card just as quickly.

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Adam Lindin Ljungkvist was in the middle of a match in which he’d already picked up a yellow card when, as he described it, a tummy ache caused him to rip off a nice big fart. The referee overheard the rumblings from below, and was so perturbed by them that he showed Ljungkvist a second yellow and sent him off. Ljungkvist sought council with the ref:

“I asked the referee, ‘What, am I not allowed to break wind a little?’ ‘No,’ he replied … I don’t get it but maybe he thought I farted in my hand and threw the fart at him. But I did not. [...] I spoke to the referee afterwards, I was annoyed, but there were no bad words. I just said he was a buffoon.”

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The ref wasn’t the only one to pick up on Ljungkvist’s flatulence, as an opposing player also noted the unmistakable sound from a ways away:

Opposition striker Kristoffer Linde told the paper: “I was standing a good distance away but I heard the fart loud and clear. It’s the strangest thing I’ve seen on a pitch, and I’ve been playing football since I was eight years old.”

Later asked by a local paper to explain himself, the referee, Dany Kako, described his thinking and pointed out that he has a history of punishing similar (in his perception) incidents strictly:

“I perceived it as deliberate provocation. He did it on purpose and it was inappropriate. Therefore, he received a yellow card. [...] Once there was a player who stood and peed next to the pitch. I showed him a yellow card, too.”

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[Guardian]

h/t James

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