When last we left Angry Interplanetary Ice Bear he was dropping the bomb (literally) on Anchorage and smashing up the solar system, but oh man, was that not enough to appease this tyrant. This time, after being awoken from his frozen slumber by a Russian ice breaker—which frankly, would piss anyone off; I am not a…
For the second time this month, we've received shocking footage of a bloodthirsty sports bear laying waste to a major Alaskan city. Is it really necessary to level Fairbanks with a pickaxe to just pump up a crowd?
Seriously, this bear is fucking pissed. Wouldn't you be if you were the mascot for an obscure college hockey team in Fairbanks and then got banished to the stars? I would certainly want to smash some shit up, starting with that small moon over there. Do not fuck with the Nanook Space Bear.