Doom

Probably nothing anyone does at this point stands more than a remote chance of averting any but the very most…

No need to just guess how different our worldview (the smart ones) is from the others (dumb, bad people). There are…

Perhaps you imagine that enlightened lawmaking will bring our nation’s rampant inequality problem under control.…

Of all of the bad things that Donald Trump might do to the world, perhaps the worst would be to drag us into a war.…

We all know that pacifists, socialists, and flag-burners would advise you never to join the U.S. military, ever.…

If the very worst happens, it won’t be because we didn’t know that it might happen. We have all been amply warned.

As our nation slowly awakens from its Trump-induced coma, we begin to contemplate what the next four years will mean…

If we’ve learned anything from Conan O’Brien’s new Super Bowl tradition of picking up the sticks with two of the big…

Ask not for whom the bell tolls, motherfuckers: It tolls for sriracha. In a unanimous, bourgeois-food-world-rocking…