Ivan Johnson, former Hawks power forward and one of the most intimidating NBA players in recent memory, was banned from the Phillipine Basketball Association for life this morning for, “addressing the Commissioner with profanities and showing utter disrespect for authority.”
The Seattle Seahawks destroyed the Denver Broncos 43-8 but karma got the best of Richard Sherman at the beginning of the fourth quarter, dealing him an apparent ankle injury. Upset with his running mouth, karma took him out of garbage time of a sewn-up Super Bowl and fucked up his ankle.
Here's a video of Brett Favre getting hit in the crotch with a football during Minnesota's practice today.
A sad day in the annals of hipster athletics, as a 23 year old Brooklynite was unceremoniously pancaked by a falling tree limb during a game of dodgeball. Time to start thinking of the perfect post-modern tattoo to commemorate.