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ESPY Action, Fights And Irish Whiskey
Each weekday morning Awful Announcing, video slash and grab extraordinaire of the sports blogosphere, gives us a visual rundown of everything you missed from the night before. If there's something sports-related you'd like to see with your coffee, shoot him an e-mail and let him know....
Would You Pay $57,000 To Have These Men In Your Living Room? Rush Limbaugh's Ex-Wife Did
Everyone remembers how awful the Rush Limbaugh experiment on ESPN was. How long did it take for him to say something inappropriate? Two weeks? But Limbaugh resigned, ESPN looked a little foolish, and everyone moved on....
Morning Blogdome: Some Kids Just Get Star Struck
• Maybe she's the type that runs away from Santa?: At yesterday's White House tee-ball extravaganza, one young player was too spooked to shake the hand of President George W. Bush. Young "Emily from Kentucky" was called over to the President for the requisite post-game photo-op , but chose to high-t...
Reilly Tries To Be Funny, LAX Trick Shots And The Hoff's Crotch
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John Daly, Headhunters And Jake The Diamond Dog
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Morning Blogdome: On Tummy Lincecum's Fortuitous Illness
• Tim Lincecum may have saved his career by missing the All-Star game: So says one San Francisco Gate blogumnist: "Giants pitchers should avoid these mid-summer "classics" at all cost. You remember Atlee Hammaker's seven-earned run outing in 1983. He was never the same after that embarrassment." [SF...
This Time It Counts (Well Into The Morning)
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Morning Blogdome: Whither Dicks?
•The return of Richard: Interesting phenomenon pointed out by the Bugs and Cranks crew: There hasn't been an active player named "Dick" in the major leagues since 1996. (Dick Schofield, raise your hand.) To commemorate the passing of Dicks, they've put together an All-Dick team. And when Dick Willia...
The All Josh Hamilton Edition
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Morning Blogdome: Tour De France Pulling Out Wind Machine To Boost Interest
• Tour De Upskirt: Apparently, the Tour de France coverage suffers a little bit when there's nary a Lance Armstrong or a doping scandal in sight. Instead, the direction is focused on the fake-smiling women who stand atop the grand stand after each leg of the event. Why are all these women dressed li...
Screamin' A Loses It, Barkley's Golf Game and Some Bon Jovi
Each weekday morning Awful Announcing, video slash and grab extraordinaire of the sports blogosphere, gives us a visual rundown of everything you missed from the night before. If there's something sports-related you'd like to see with your coffee, shoot him an e-mail and let him know....
Morning Blogdome: Clap Your Handjobs And Say Yeah
• What is this woman doing?: There's been feverish debate about what this female Tampa Bay Ray's fan is doing with her hand in her boyfriend's lap. Resting it? Reaching for a Mento? (Not a euphemism) Or, is she really giving him the preferred method of personal servicing preferred by middle school g...
Morning Blogdome: Don't Go For Second Best, Baby
• A-Rod, His Wife, and Lenny Kravitz walk into a Madonna concert...: So, you're Alex Rodriguez, attending a Madonna concert with your wife and you say to yourself, "God. Madonna. She's really brawny and inspiring. I wish I could talk with her and just figure out how she does it." And you're Cynthia,...
Lots Of Deals, Staches, and Kevin Bacon
(Ed. Note: Same as yesterday, the "Gawker Video Bin" is down. This Awful Announcing joint is brought to you once again by You Tube, home of Kige Ramsey and Latina teenage girl fights.)...
CC'S In Town, Arena League Coach Wigs Out, And Stu Scott Is Scared Of The Internet
(Ed. Note: The Gawker video bin is malfunctioning. That's why there was no video yesterday and why this one is appearing so late in the morning and via You Tube. Awful Announcing is still with us. Things should be running normally, ...soon? )...
Morning Blogdome: Hiroki Kuroda Gets Rattled By The Rush
• Domo arigato Hiroki Kuroda: Almost perfect. But, alas, the Dodgers' rookie pitcher gave up one hit, 0 BBs, on the way to a 3-0 victory over the Atlanta Braves last night. Says a starstruck Joe Torre: "That was about as machine and robotic as you've ever seen a pitcher throw one strike after anothe...