Let this be a warning to all American presidents, past, present, and future: You've got your own damn holiday, stay the…

Rejoice: The New Mascot In The Washington Nationals' Presidents Race Is William Taft, Our Fattest And Sleepiest President [Update]

At a fan fest today, the Nationals will announce the addition of a new American president to their much-beloved mascot…

This Evening: A Monkey Jumps Out Of The Stands To Thwart Teddy Roosevelt