The Inventory

Neymar's Theatrical Diving Is Already Corrupting The Youth

7/05/18 10:54AM

Sweden Edge Switzerland In Contest Of Who Sucks Less At Kicking The Ball

FIFA Will Investigate Two Switzerland Players For Controversial Goal Celebrations

Brazil Continue Trend Of Underperforming Favorites, Draw With Switzerland

Philippe Coutinho Rips A Mighty Golazo To Put Brazil Ahead Of Switzerland

Xherdan Shaqiri Better Do Some Cool Shit Quickly Because Switzerland Won't Be In Russia For Long

Shaqiri Golazo Draws Switzerland Level

6/25/16 10:53AM

Swiss Player On Team's Easily Ripped Shirts: "I Hope Puma Does Not Produce Condoms"

FIFA Reveals $80 Million In Probably Illegal Payments, Headquarters Raided Again

6/03/16 10:40AM

Report: Swiss Authorities Raid Same Hotel As Last Time, Arrest More FIFA Officials (UPDATED)

12/03/15 12:36AM

FIFA President Sepp Blatter Now Faces Criminal Investigation

9/25/15 11:33AM

Switzerland: World Cup Prodigies, Or Untested Posers?

Brek Shea Pounds A Free Kick Into The Top Corner To Give USMNT Lead

Shitty Swiss Team Cuts 11 Players After Youth Team Blows Them Out 10-0

11/20/14 6:30PM

Lionel Messi provided the pass and Ángel di María converted the shot to take Argentina past Switzerland and into the quarterfinals.

Jonathan Elderfield

7/02/14 12:10AM

The Last Five Minutes Of Argentina-Switzerland Were Bonkers

Your Argentina-Switzerland Open Thread

7/01/14 11:53AM

Argentina-Switzerland: Lionel Messi Is Doing Whatever He Wants

7/01/14 10:35AM

Switzerland's Xherdan Shaqiri Just Scored A Goddamned Banger

France Look Safe, But The Rest Of Group E Has Everything To Play For

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