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Doug Gottlieb, "Touch-Screen Dong" (Touch Screen, 2010)The ESPN analyst's latest work is a fine addition to the telestrator dong genre. Note the Fauvist coloring and bold gestural abstraction. He has wisely avoided one of dong art's most shopworn clichés, bypassing the pendulous balls entirely....

A Catalog Of The Latest In Telestrator DongOur sportscasters continue to adorn our televisions with glowing penises. We will continue to feature their artwork....

Telestrator Dong: Extreme EditionApparently you hooligans are known to be receptive to large vaguely-phallic figures rendered in bright yellow? Perhaps someone can mansplain this to me someday. Gird your loins, after the jump....

The Year In ... Telestrator Dong

Just like last year, we're counting showcasing the people, ideas and memes that made Deadspin 2009 shine. Today: Telestrator dong...

Telestrator Dong: An Analysis

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Men With Telestrators Can't Stop Drawing Dongs

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Boston Stands At Attention For Patriots' Opener

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