Poor Dimitrios Konstantopoulos. It's bad enough the Middlesbrough goalkeeper cost his team a point today against QPR by allowing a goal in the 94th minute, but it's how he did it—by completely whiffing on a clearance and allowing Bobby Zamora the chance to walk in a goal—that is utterly embarrassing and thus ripe for our observation/mockery.

Even the commentators are heartbroken. You almost think a winning goal ought to require a bit more effort. But no, Mr. Konstantopoulos, this is on you. (He later gave up another goal, just to rub in the misery.) [BBC]