NFL Issues Press Release Through USA Today On How Hard It's Working

The NFL wants you to know it's working hard on the issue of domestic violence. It hasn't actually changed anything since the video of Ray Rice slugging his wife was released. But why should that get in the way of a good press release, also known as an exclusive interview, as Tim Marchman explained yesterday.

In said interview with USA Today's Christine Brennan, the vice president of social responsibility Anna Isaacson talks a lot about all the work they are doing, all the meetings they are having, and how "active" Goodell has been.


But have they actually done anything?

We are bringing in the right people to guide us, to help us make decisions that move this issue forward and to really now take this opportunity and allow us to make a massive difference for thousands of women around the country."

That's nice. Let me try asking again. Have you done anything?

We're working night and day on this topic right now. This is the most important thing that we are doing right now….We have an issue, clearly. We have an issue. If we have one issue it's too many. We know that this is a much broader issue than the NFL and we know that we have a responsibility now to help fix that.


All right, this a joke, right? I just want to know if you've done anything. Maybe tell me what you're considering. What's on the table?

I think we're more concerned about doing the right thing and getting this right. And I think that we believe that we can get there. We know we're going to make an impact on this and we will do what's right, and you will see that over time. In the long term, there will be a very clear silver lining to this.

OK. I get it. You haven't done anything.

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The NFL's Useful Idiots Want Roger Goodell To Get Tough; They're Wrong

The bad thing about the corruption in NFL reporting is that there's literally no way for a league higher-up to fuck up badly enough to be held to account by the people best positioned to do so. The good thing is that if you want to know what the NFL wants you to think, all you have to do is read what stooge reporters write. Take this line from's Peter King, attributed to "a source with knowledge of NFL commissioner Roger Goodell's mindset":

"Roger has determined that he will be a leader in the domestic-violence space."


A skeptical reader might question this claim. Given King's reporting techniques, it's quite possible that his source may not actually have any knowledge of Goodell's mindset. Maybe he doesn't know Goodell at all! Maybe he's some random guy who saw a picture of Goodell looking particularly flinty-eyed and steely and just assumed he wanted to lead "in the domestic-violence space." (What a phrase. Will Roger Goodell disrupt the player-conduct paradigm next? Is he a thought leader who'll pivot to the criminal-justice space, too? Is Peter King's source a TED talk?)

Whatever the case, given King's distinguished history of uncritically passing on the league's political line to readers, we can probably assume that this actually is a league-approved message, an idea supported by a tweet Washington Post reporter Mark Maske sent out this morning, which claims the commissioner "is said" (by ... someone) to be working around the clock to solve all the problems he created.


The thing here is that it wouldn't do the league much good to push the idea that its square-jawed leader is working at his desk deep into the night to solve one of society's most vexing problems if there weren't a willing audience of people who, for whatever reason, want Goodell to do something. There are writers calling for leadership; there are NFLers demanding harsh measures for players accused of abuse; one asshole is literally calling for the NFL to set up a private legal system. Once upon a time, in a different context, people like this were called what they are: useful idiots.

Let's take a step back here. The United States and the NFL both got along fine for many decades without the league commissioner routinely suspending players for violations of a personal conduct policy. There's in fact no need for such a policy at all; it's nothing more than an anti-labor tool and a branding device. The NFL would like to convince you that its high officials are worthy moral arbiters; that its players are like unruly children, kept in line by the firm yet loving hand of an all-knowing father; and, above all, that it deserves to play a central and defining role in American life. The personal conduct policy helps it do so.

In reality, of course, the NFL is a sports promotion, like WWE or the Harlem Globetrotters, nominally run by Roger Goodell, a not especially bright guy with a B.A. in economics who's desperately flailing to restore his credibility given the widespread and well-founded belief that he's currently engaged in a Nixonian cover-up. The counselors and researchers presently working in the domestic-violence "space" are not closing their eyes, clasping their hands, and silently saying, "Thank you" upon hearing of this jackass's bold exertions on their behalf. Domestic-violence victims will not benefit if this jackass is given power over a new private pseudo-judiciary. Peter King is wrong when he says that "America needs to hear from" this jackass.


The more that stooges like King beg for Roger Goodell to lead them, the more that players like Dominic Raiola demand that he use a stronger hand against accused criminals, and the more ordinary people look to the NFL to instruct them and their fellow citizens in the difference between right and wrong, the more support they lend to the batshit idea that the NFL is anything but a fundamentally amoral entertainment concern in the business of earning profits for a collection of scumbags and scam artists through the promotion of a corrosive but crowd-pleasing form of sanctioned violence.

By all means, the NFL deserves harsh criticism for its ineptitude and especially its hypocrisy; if it is going to be in the business of regulating its players' personal conduct at all, the absolute least it can do is treat domestic violence and child abuse as seriously as it does the harmless use of recreational drugs. But it's worth bearing in mind that the NFL should not be in that business, that a corrupt moron like Roger Goodell "getting tough" on random players is not a substitute for fixing a fundamentally broken criminal-justice system, and that as one of the principal targets of anyone looking to lead a moral campaign against misogyny and violence in American life, this is an area in which the NFL not only can't lead, but shouldn't try.