Or: a modern portrait of free agency. Let's count Bradley's stops, working backwards:
Ex-Mariner Milton Bradley convicted of spousal battery, could face 7 years
Ex-Cub Milton Bradley convicted on wife abuse, faces prison time
Former Texas Ranger All-Star Bradley faces jail term
Former Padre Milton Bradley arrested
Ex-A's player Milton Bradley charged in Los Angeles with domestic abuse
Former Dodger Outfielder Milton Bradley Convicted Of Spousal Battery
Former Indians Player Milton Bradley Charged with 13 Counts
Milton Bradley reconnu coupable de violence conjugale
Ex-Cape Fear Crocs’ Milton Bradley charged with domestic abuse
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