Seahawks quarterback and outspoken non-fucker Russell Wilson is one step closer to fucking. He posted a video showing an ecstatic Ciara reacting to his proposal. Congratulations to the couple that will someday have sex.

Here are some alternate headlines:

  • Russell Wilson: I Am Ready To Fuck
  • Fuck Time Approaches
  • Fucking Scheduled
  • With Proposal, A Quarterback Ready To Fuck
  • Save The Date (For Fucking)
  • In Promise Of Fucking, A Rare Window On A Horny Dingus
  • Russell Wilson Googled “How To Do Sex”
  • Russell Wilson To Use Dong
  • Russell Wilson: I’m Horny (For Sex)

Be creative with your vows, Russell.

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